soyono sumatran tiger
“My darling girl, when Ramses destroyed Syria, that was an accident. You are a catastrophe!”
The orange feline proceeds to press his cold nose against her neck, his face disappearing a moment later into her hair. He starts to purr, though and then his tail starts to swish back and forth. He seems to be happy now. She was nice. Good human, yes. And she was so fragile, so he had to protect her from those dasterdly rats that came in the night. Those darned vermin! Trying to steal the food!
He wouldn’t let that happen!
He meows loudly!
[For the most part, I think canon diet would have AU cat diet in his lap as the others went around being pompus assholes lol]
Louis resumes watching sad things happen on a certain TV show about supernatural stuff. Then she feels Diet’s cold nose press against her neck and giggles. She was glad he was feeling happier even though she didn’t see anything wrong with his flower crown.
o ^o … o’^ ‘o
"Diet, you’re being disruptive." Louis says simply when Dietums meows loudly, having no idea Dietums had been keeping the legions of rats at bay all this time.
(( o ^O All the Diets./Imagines.
I think that’s aboot it? Unless I’m missing a few or if you have more AUs I don’t know aboot?. o ^o /Inserts Hogwarts teacher who teaches aboot Dead Things!Diet.))
[Strangely enough, I was thinking about doing a huge picture of all the AU Diethelms. Cuz… there’s a lot of them o ^o lol vampire jesus is one of my faves lol]
The cat starts to purr, getting up to start wriggling his way up the side of her leg. Hopelessly, though, and trying not too, his claws dig into her as he is not a spry, young kitten anymore, but instead, is a large feline going into retirement. So he scampers up the best he can to her shoulders and drapes himself around her neck.
(( o ^o I think the thing aboot what would happen if all the Diets were in one room at the same time was mentioned in le skype 5evr ago. /Imagines coffin!Diet just sort of there.))
Louis misses how Dietums used to be a spry, young kitten when she feels his claws sink into her leg. She didn’t mind though, wincing just a bit as Dietums climbed up her.
"Oh hi, Diet." She says and gives him one more pet as he drapes himself around her neck. "So do you like the crown?"
The orange cat that is Dietums, is trying to take off the flower crown. He thinks its unbefitting of such a house protector of his caliber. But maybe if it makes his human happy, then he might suffer it. So instead, he sits at Louis’ feet, flicking his tail back and forth.
Louis glanced down at Dietums and smiled. She personally thought the cute, cat sized crown suited him, because he was cute and cat sized himself. Then again, she had no idea that Dietums was keeping the hordes of rodents away or that he disliked the crown. Still, it was easy to picture Dietums, in any form, in a crown. Casually, she reeeeaaaaaaches down and pets him, just because.
((When I opened and saw this the first thing that came to mind was when you art’d mafia!Diet as vampire Jesus.
Proceeds to pet Alois.
o ^o … ; ^;
Goes over to pet Louis too.
Proceeds to purr happily, because attention and pettings.